05/10/2015 08:38 BST | Updated 05/10/2015 08:59 BST

Tory Mayor 2.0 Zac Goldsmith, With New Features

The Conservative Party has officially unveiled Tory Mayor 2.0, ahead of the London mayoral election.

He's lighter, thinner and boasts an upgraded camera from the last model. New features will hopefully include lower emissions of jibberish and improved performance.

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