Dad Left Humiliated After 3-Year-Old Daughter Loudly Makes Remark About His Penis In Public Toilet

Any dad of daughters will know that if mum is not around, you'll probably have to take your little one into the toilet with you in public places.

While it might not be an ordeal for many, this dad was left cringing after his three-year-old daughter took it upon herself to make a loud remark about his penis.


The dad explained the situation on reddit's Today I F**cked Up thread, explaining: "I wipe and cover the seat so she can do her little tinkle... but then I realise I really have to go. No big deal. I just place her in the corner of the stall and say "don't move." I start to pee.

"I hear the door to the restroom open, meaning we are now no longer the only two occupants. I hear two guys walk in.

"My little girl starts to back away from the door and ends up right next to me. She looks down at what's going on and loudly exclaims: 'Daddy look at your little penis!'"

Unfortunately for the dad, it was loud enough for the two men waiting outside to hear, who erupted into laughter.

The dad added: "Firstly, she's never said that before, or since. Second... what is her frame of reference?

"I didn't know what I could possibly say to make it any better. I kind of wanted to yell out 'Um she's just kidding, it's normal size' but I figured that any remark trying to clarify my size would just come off as creepy."

He stayed in the toilet until the two guys left and then came out the cubicle. Bless.

The situation that left this dad red-faced encouraged others to tell their stories.

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