A staunch Christian mother has become an unwitting internet celebrity after asking her 117 followers to tell her what the thing she found in her son's bathroom is.
Needless to say, Patty wasn't too happy with the responses.
Yes, it turns out it's a masturbation aid marketed to gay men.
Luckily for CJ, some tweeters were on hand to help him hide the truth:
But something tells us his mother will catch on sooner or later...
Can anyone actually be this naive?
No, probably not. We're 99.999999% sure this account is fake, particularly because the original fleshlight picture came from a review on a different website. But that doesn't make it any less funny.