A staunch Christian mother has become an unwitting internet celebrity after asking her 117 followers to tell her what the thing she found in her son's bathroom is.
CJ is the only on to use the downstairs bathroom and I went down to clean and seen this anyone know what it is pic.twitter.com/Tmb4jJiM3z— Patty Parsons (@PattyParsonsPat) November 22, 2015
Needless to say, Patty wasn't too happy with the responses.
Yes, it turns out it's a masturbation aid marketed to gay men.
@PattyParsonsPat That is a sex toy. I'm sorry but your son is a sinner. Make sure he prays every day and ask for gods forgiveness.— waylon (@wazhlon) November 23, 2015
Luckily for CJ, some tweeters were on hand to help him hide the truth:
@PattyParsonsPat Mrs. Parsons, that is a baseball bat.— Trevor Schmitt (@Trcvor_Schmitt) November 23, 2015
@PattyParsonsPat have you never seen a toothbrush holder?— :^/ (@sangriadad) November 23, 2015
@PattyParsonsPat That's tile. Clean it with a basic bathroom tile cleaner.— Ray McMilln (@RainmanMcmillin) November 25, 2015
But something tells us his mother will catch on sooner or later...
I thought once CJ turned 20 he'd learn to clean his room but nope still picking up his yellow crusty socks under the bed why are they crusty— Patty Parsons (@PattyParsonsPat) November 14, 2015
CJs buddy sleeps over every night and they play video games all night don't know how either of them will find wives I want more grandbabies— Patty Parsons (@PattyParsonsPat) November 14, 2015
Wel at least CJ knows how to treat a guests he washes his sheets every morning as soon as they get up its nice to have clean bed clothes— Patty Parsons (@PattyParsonsPat) November 14, 2015
CJ borryed my wedding dress to prank his buddy lmbo— Patty Parsons (@PattyParsonsPat) November 17, 2015
Well CJ said that flashlight masterbater was his buddys and its out if this house. Buddy ain't aloud over for thanksgiving— Patty Parsons (@PattyParsonsPat) November 26, 2015
CJ says he don't pleasure himself and I believe him. Caseclosed#— Patty Parsons (@PattyParsonsPat) November 27, 2015
How do you Delete a tweet people keep posting that rotten tweet— Patty Parsons (@PattyParsonsPat) November 24, 2015
Can anyone actually be this naive?
No, probably not. We're 99.999999% sure this account is fake, particularly because the original fleshlight picture came from a review on a different website. But that doesn't make it any less funny.