As the premiere of 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' approaches, every die hard fan will be worried about the unforgivable - people carelessly brandishing spoilers without regard for people who haven't seen it yet.
Attempting to pre-empt it, Star Wars fans started filling the #StarWarsSpoilers hashtag with totally ridiculous plot points.
The new villain is Iain Duncan Sith.December 15, 2015
Han Solo is a dream that Indiana Jones was dreaming about while sleeping #StarWarsSpoilers— Kylo Ren (@Salim_Haddad12) December 15, 2015
C3P0 voiced by Siri throughout as product placement
All ships sponsored by Pirelli
Han Solo wears crocs
All tech is Sony— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) December 15, 2015
#StarWarsSpoilers In a post credits scene, Nick Fury arrives on Yavin 4 to speak to Admiral Ackbar about the Avengers Initiative— Tim Nicholls (@timsteaks) December 15, 2015
#StarWarsSpoilers in the 3rd act, Lukems Skywillikers breaks the fourth wall and says to the audience, "the force was with YOU all along"— GET REKT out 12/15 (@sethboyer) December 15, 2015
#StarWarsSpoilers Dumbledore shoots first— Eddsmas Time (@Eddache_) December 15, 2015
Han finally decides he really was in it for the money, gets his MBA, has a little start-up. #starwarsspoilers— Adam Rogers (@jetjocko) December 14, 2015
#StarWarsSpoilers: Luke finally makes it into Tosche Station and picks up those power converters.— Laurie Scott (@LaurieTheScott) December 14, 2015
30 years later, Han admits he didn't know. #starwarsspoilers— Ken Plume (@KenPlume) December 14, 2015
#StarWarsSpoilers Jar Jar Binks is Kylo Ren— tom barnett (@tmbrntt) December 15, 2015
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