28/01/2016 12:57 GMT | Updated 28/01/2016 12:59 GMT

Joe Craig Accidentally Interrupted Car Sex Because He Thought It Was A Hostage Situation

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London-based writer Joe Craig had a rather embarrassing encounter in Finchley recently, involving two people having sex in a car and a very awkward ending.

Oh, and he tweeted the entire thing.

And the moral of this story - don't assume, of your dog might lick some copulating strangers.

[h/t Distractify]