It's Shrove Tuesday! A wonderful day when we meaninglessly attempt to make pancakes, give up, then pop to Sainsbury's to see if they've got any of the disastrously underwhelming pre-made ones left.
It's almost like we've forgotten the real reason behind this yearly celebration - posting jokes on Twitter! Here's a selection of some of the funniest #PancakeDay jokes we could find:
I loathe the commercialisation of Shrove Tuesday. So far removed from our Lord's original pancake party.
— Kevin Core (@KevinCore) February 9, 2016
Making pancakes Venn pic.twitter.com/YNkstTUyzm
— Adam Kay (@amateuradam) February 9, 2016
A crepe is just a pancake that spent a year studying abroad and wants everyone to know it. #PancakeDay
— Simon Caine (@thismademecool) February 9, 2016
Some of these pancake jokes are really crêpe.
— cluedont (@cluedont) February 9, 2016
I always say I should make pancake jokes more often, but then only do them once a year when I realise how much hassle they are.
— Barry (@QuantumPirate) February 9, 2016
#PancakeDay tomorrow. Here's a picture of a useless tosser. pic.twitter.com/r8AOclbYRz
— Jason Spacey (@Jason_Spacey) February 8, 2016
#PancakeDay commemorates St. Pancake, the patron saint of makeup.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) February 9, 2016
@ThePoke #PanCakeDayFilms pic.twitter.com/5oeaKfGPTe
— Gwilym Euros Davies (@gwilymed) February 9, 2016
Or, if these don't take your fancy, go with the reliable old clichés: calling everyone "tossers", saying "flipping heck" and telling everyone that pancake day "really créped up on you".
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