Whoever named the latest storm to hit Britain has a lot to answer for.
Previously the preserve of lovable, largely harmless but occasionally forgetful grandmothers, ‘Doris’ has thrown tradition to the very wind she is creating by wreaking havoc across these once-fair isles.
Just look!
This trampoline’s fall from grace after appearing in last year’s John Lewis ad is complete as Doris blasts it into a field where it is destined to become nothing grander than a horse’s favourite scratching post.
Just out of frame, hordes of early-morning drinkers roam the streets like the walking dead, confused and not quite knowing where to stand.
Tom is learning there are consequences for not taking prompt action.
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