22 Things Only Students Will Understand

22 Things Only Students Will Understand
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Swapping Berocca for booze, snaffling toilet roll from work and confusing your food pyramid with pizza, you can't get away with this kinda shizz when you're a grown up.

Humiliating things that will only ever happen to students LIST
That feeling when you've just bought a 12 pack of loo roll(01 of21)
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And you can go totally wild
You go to the library not to study, but to poo(02 of21)
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There you shall always find toilet roll, peace and quiet, and a toilet brush. (credit:lloydi/Flickr)
You're ill but you can't afford Berocca. So you do shots instead(03 of21)
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Vodka's an antiseptic, right?
You steal toilet roll from your workplace(04 of21)
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You live in fear of your bag being searched and your employers finding stacks of their bog roll. (credit:cobalt123/Flickr)
You make best friends with a stranger you met in the nightclub toilet queue(05 of21)
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You book train tickets years in advance, at unreasonable hours(06 of21)
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Cardiff to London, seven changes, 14 hours, for only £7? Who wouldn't?
Sports initiations(07 of21)
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This man is your best friend(08 of21)
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You will never tire of ways to smuggle drink into bars(09 of21)
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Going home for Christmas and not recognising anyone(10 of21)
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Balanced diet? Check(11 of21)
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Trying to dress sexy for Halloween(12 of21)
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And failing. Miserably. (13 of21)
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You live in perpetual fear of your laptop breaking(14 of21)
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NO I DON'T HAVE INSURANCE (credit:Imgur.com)
Student discounts(15 of21)
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You have a PhD in procrastination(16 of21)
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Walking into the wrong lecture and being too ashamed to walk back out(17 of21)
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Being able to punch people you've got beef with in night clubs and it just being part of the drama, rather than GBH(18 of21)
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Trying to manage the Red Bull shakes in a lecture(19 of21)
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Why £1.50 vodka Red Bulls probably shouldn't be legal
Beer goggles(20 of21)
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Totally forgetting you pulled the night before(21 of21)
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Until you roll over in bed and come face-to-face with your new companion