9 Reasons Not To Feel Bad About Your Christmas Breakup

9 Reasons Not To Feel Bad About Your Christmas Breakup
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Time and time again we hear that Christmas is a time when a lot of relationships end.

So if you've gone through a breakup this festive season, please don't be too hard on yourself.

After all, here are nine undeniable reasons for why you shouldn't feel bad about your Christmas breakup:

1) If you haven't exchanged gifts yet you can save the money

- And spend it all on yourself in the January sales

2) If you've already exchanged gifts you can take their crap presents back

- And buy things you actually want with the money

3) You don't have to share chocolates/nuts/sweets with anyone

- And no one can judge you for stuffing your face

4) You can sit around all day in your onesie

- And all evening, if you want

5) You can get pissed and have a really good cry

- Sometimes tears are good

6) You can get pissed and have a really good time

- Sometimes dancing is good

7) You can snog a random fittie on New Years Eve

- And at your work Christmas party

8) You can spend the entire holiday period with friends and family

- And not have to waste time making small talk with the in-laws

9) You can have time off from work to mend

- If you're going to go through a breakup, it may as well be at Christmas.

The Most Absurd Breakup Letters Of All-Time
McCain's Effect On Love(01 of10)
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Dave isn't into "Big Government" and Beth isn't into "Big" Dave; this courtship was bound to fail. (source)
The Giraffe(02 of10)
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We actually feel bad for this girl. It's not often you lose the most awesome guy ever. (source)
Didn't See That Coming (03 of10)
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Poor Erin, the worst thing after getting a compliment is to get dumped. The 2nd worst thing is to realize how well your ex can turn "100,000,000 sparkly trampolines" into poetry. (source)
It's Over. 4or Real. (04 of10)
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Does spelling "for" wrong ease the pain of a break up? If you're 8 or older, yes. (source)
Salt, Meet Wound (05 of10)
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I know it, you know it, Sparky knows it. (source)
The Overdramatic Letter(06 of10)
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"That is the gift I got from you...Love. It never dies and will never lessen, subside or disapear. We will meet again one day in heaven and we'll love each other like there was no pause." In another situation, receiving this letter would be grounds for breaking up with its author. (source)
BUSTED!(07 of10)
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Hard to tell if she's upset at the pics or the fact that she's fat.
Personals Get Personal(08 of10)
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We're guessing they had communication problems. (source)
Star Wars References Will Not Win Her Back (09 of10)
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After being dumped by your girlfriend, the next logical step is to profess your love to her through Star Wars references.(source)
Break Up Letter Fiasco(10 of10)
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