There are very few things we'd use after they'd been down a man's pants - actually scratch that.
Seeing as some British men wear the same pair of undies for three days straight according to Dr Beckmann, there is NOTHING we use after it's been down a man's pants (apart from the obvious).
Let alone a make-up product designed for the eyes. (Think of the hygienic implications alone.)
Yet some bright spark behind Benefit's new advert has decided that there's nothing more we'd like than a little bit of man sweat to accompany our morning beauty routine.
The beauty company has teamed up with Portal A which puts men at the focus of the ad (one of whom is Vinny Guadagnino from Jersey Shore), and depicts women salivating over various bulges.
We'd rather have unruly lashes, thanks.
See more interesting campaigns:
100 Ads That Got People Talking
(01 of99)
Open Image ModalWonderbra's infamous advert.
(02 of99)
Open Image ModalLevis.
(03 of99)
Open Image ModalSaatchi and Saatchi's campaign for The Conservative Party ahead of the 1979 general election.
(04 of99)
Open Image ModalDurex.
(05 of99)
Open Image ModalSisley fashion brand.
(06 of99)
Open Image ModalSean John's Unforgivable Woman fragrance.
(07 of99)
Open Image ModalLinford Christie stars in Kleenex's tissue advert.
(08 of99)
Open Image ModalLynx.
(09 of99)
Open Image ModalBMW.
(10 of99)
Open Image ModalBaF's anti-domestic violence ad.
(11 of99)
Open Image ModalRed Tape menswear fashion brand.
(12 of99)
Open Image ModalControversial French anti-smoking advert,
(13 of99)
Open Image ModalMacDonald's.
(14 of99)
Open Image ModalQSOL service provider.
(15 of99)
Open Image ModalNSPCC
(16 of99)
Open Image ModalA German MacDonald's advert.
(17 of99)
Open Image ModalHeinz.
(18 of99)
Open Image ModalCadbury's.
(19 of99)
Open Image ModalMiquita Oliver in Women's Aid advert.
(20 of99)
Open Image ModalAdvert for Chicolate chocolate substitute.
(21 of99)
Open Image ModalSkin Burn, anti-smoking ad
(22 of99)
Open Image ModalBarnardo's.
(23 of99)
Open Image ModalTipalet cigarette advert.
(24 of99)
Open Image ModalBenetton
(25 of99)
Open Image ModalTG4 television program entitled 'Paisean Faisean'.
(26 of99)
Open Image ModalCourage beer.
(27 of99)
Open Image ModalBudweiser.
(28 of99)
Open Image ModalBarcardi rum.
(29 of99)
Open Image ModalAmnesty International
(30 of99)
Open Image ModalSkyy alcoholic drink.
(31 of99)
Open Image ModalAmnesty International
(32 of99)
Open Image ModalAmnesty International
(33 of99)
Open Image ModalAnti binge-drinking advert
(34 of99)
Open Image ModalVan Heusen
(35 of99)
Open Image ModalBMW
(36 of99)
Open Image ModalPitney-Bowes Postage Meter
(37 of99)
Open Image ModalGovernment anti-drug driving advert
(38 of99)
Open Image ModalAnti-abortion advert
(39 of99)
Open Image ModalAdvert against verbal abuse
(40 of99)
Open Image ModalFabrica
(41 of99)
Open Image ModalBenson & Hedges
(42 of99)
Open Image ModalAmerican Apparel
(43 of99)
Open Image ModalAmnesty International
(44 of99)
Open Image ModalPost-It
(45 of99)
Open Image Modal(46 of99)
Open Image Modal(47 of99)
Open Image Modal(48 of99)
Open Image Modal(49 of99)
Open Image Modal(50 of99)
Open Image Modal(51 of99)
Open Image Modal(52 of99)
Open Image Modal(53 of99)
Open Image Modal(54 of99)
Open Image Modal(55 of99)
Open Image Modal(56 of99)
Open Image Modal(57 of99)
Open Image Modal(58 of99)
Open Image Modal(59 of99)
Open Image Modal(60 of99)
Open Image Modal(61 of99)
Open Image Modal(62 of99)
Open Image Modal(63 of99)
Open Image Modal(64 of99)
Open Image Modal(65 of99)
Open Image Modal(66 of99)
Open Image Modal(67 of99)
Open Image Modal(68 of99)
Open Image Modal(69 of99)
Open Image Modal(70 of99)
Open Image Modal(71 of99)
Open Image Modal(72 of99)
Open Image Modal(73 of99)
Open Image Modal(74 of99)
Open Image Modal(75 of99)
Open Image Modal(76 of99)
Open Image Modal(77 of99)
Open Image Modal(78 of99)
Open Image Modal(79 of99)
Open Image Modal(80 of99)
Open Image Modal(81 of99)
Open Image Modal(82 of99)
Open Image Modal(83 of99)
Open Image Modal(84 of99)
Open Image Modal(85 of99)
Open Image Modal(86 of99)
Open Image Modal(87 of99)
Open Image Modal(88 of99)
Open Image Modal(89 of99)
Open Image Modal(90 of99)
Open Image Modal(91 of99)
Open Image Modal(92 of99)
Open Image Modal(93 of99)
Open Image Modal(94 of99)
Open Image Modal(95 of99)
Open Image Modal(96 of99)
Open Image Modal(97 of99)
Open Image Modal(98 of99)
Open Image Modal(99 of99)
Open Image ModalAn M&C Saatchi advert for St Matthew's in the City in Aukland, New Zealand.