12 Tweets That Sum Up The Stages Of Christmas Shopping When You Have Kids

Rest assured that you’re not the only one.

Every year, parents are faced with the hefty job of ticking everything off their kids’ Christmas lists and braving shopping hell.

It’s not only the crowds that are a pain -  it’s the long queues in toy shops, having kids with very specific tastes and actually finding time to get out and do it.

So if the fear of shopping is starting to grip you, rest assured that you’re not the only one.  

Here are the 12 stages of Christmas shopping when you have kids, as told by tweets: 

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1. You try and get it done before December to avoid the crowds.

2. But when you get there, you realise you hate shopping anyway.

3. You have to swot up on the toys kids want this year.

4. You can’t spend money on yourself when you’ve got the kids presents to buy.

5. You end up regressing to a child to get your hands on the toy you NEED to get your children.

6. And you go a little bit insane.

7. You spend far longer in the shops than you’d like.

8. And if you leave it to Christmas Eve, you know you’re in trouble.

9. Once you’ve bought everything then comes the struggle of hiding it.

10. Followed by the pain of wrapping everything up.

11. But you know in the end it’s totally worth it.

Oh, the joy. 

Before You Go

Christmas Present Ideas For Kids
Vtech Baby Tiny Tot Driver(01 of20)
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A great way to role play with your toddler, with sounds that will keep them entertained for hours.
£14.24, suitable for kids aged one to three.
Buy here.
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Melissa & Doug Monster Bowling(02 of20)
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Six furry pins and a fluffy ball to play bowling in the comfort of your own home.
£19.99, from age two.
Buy here.
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Tiny Treasures Baby Doll, Chad Valley(03 of20)
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This is said to be the “most lifelike” baby doll and is even weighted like a real newborn.
£39.99, suitable from age three.
Buy here.
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Batman Egg Cup and Toast Cutter(04 of20)
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They will never get bored of eating eggs again.
£5.99, from age three.
Buy here.
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Num Noms Lip Gloss Truck(05 of20)
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Kids can make their own flavoured lipgloss kits with this snazzy pack.
£29.99, suitable for ages three to eight.
Buy here.
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Remote Controlled Turbo Racer(06 of20)
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This 5cm-long car can fly around the room, but won't take up too much space (phew).
£11.95, from age three.
Buy here.
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Minions Pie Face(07 of20)
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One step ahead of the traditional pie face game because this time, it's Minion-themed.
£19.99, suitable for ages five to 12.
Buy here.
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Orbeez Soothing Foot Spa(08 of20)
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Adults aren't the only ones who need to relax, right?
£19.99, suitable for ages three to five.
Buy here.
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Gotrovo Treasure Hunt Game(09 of20)
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Exercise both their legs and minds with this treasure hunt pack - everything you need is in the box.
£19.99, suitable for ages three to eight.
Buy here.
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Magical Fairy Garden(10 of20)
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The kit comes with everything your child needs to create their own fairyland oasis at home.
£14.95, from age four.
Buy here.
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Personalised Fairy Tales Book(11 of20)
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Make reading at bedtime a little more exciting by getting a book personalised for your child.
£25, for any age.
Buy here.
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Minions Helmet(12 of20)
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When you want them to be safe while on their bike, but also want them to have a laugh.
£20, size 52-54cm.
Buy here.
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VTech KidiZoom Action Cam(13 of20)
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The camera comes with a waterproof case so kids can take photos in swimming pools (or the bath).
£47.50, suitable from age five.
Buy here.
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Operation Dinosaurs(14 of20)
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The classic operation game... with a historic twist that allows kids to become paleontologists for an hour or two.
£22, from age six.
Buy here.
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LEGO City Volcano, LEGO(15 of20)
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It’s pretty hard to go through Christmas without buying at least one LEGO pressie for the kids - and the latest set is a science fan’s dream.
£55, suitable for ages eight to 12.
Buy here.
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Crayola Colour Effects Lantern - Make Your Own Glow Lamp Light(16 of20)
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This isn't a typical bedroom lamp, it's a customisable one that can be changed time and time again. Fancy.
£9.99, suitable for ages six to eight.
Buy here.
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CHiP Robot Dog(17 of20)
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If your kids are keen on the latest tech, this dog that can be given trained voiced commands is sure to impress.
£199.99, suitable for aged eight to 16.
Buy here.
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Digital Metal Detector(18 of20)
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Send your kids out on the hunt for lost items - they might even find a gem.
£29.99, suitable from age eight.
Buy here.
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Doodle Your Own Pillowcase(19 of20)
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The pack comes with a pillowcase and 10 wash out pens so they can doodle and doodle again.
£15.95, suitable from age 10.
Buy here.
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BoomKids Headphones(20 of20)
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So you don't have to listen to your child's music blaring out of speakers. Parents can set a maximum listening volume on these headphones.
£24.95, suitable from age 13.
Buy here.
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