Dad Finds Daughter's Sex Toy, Sends Her 'The Worst Text You Could Receive From Your Old Man'

The golden rule of moving house is never, ever let your parents pack for you.

Unfortunately, one Imgur user found this out the hard way when her dad stumbled upon her sex toy.

He text her a photo of it sitting on the sideboard, along with the message: "Just found this while sorting through your stuff, do you want it keeping?"

We're not surprised she captioned the Imgur post: "The worst text you could receive from your old man."

Cringe.

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