31 Of The Funniest Tweets About Married Life

"I did a lot of stupid shit before I was married too. Now I just have someone who judges me for it."

Marriage is full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between.

And somehow the spouses of Twitter continue to find humour in the minutiae of married life – and sum it up perfectly in no more than 280 characters.

Every other week, we round up the funniest marriage tweets of the previous 14 days. Read on for 31 new, relatable ones that will have you laughing in agreement.

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