There'd be more hairy hot dog legs and mustachioed pouts than you could shake a selfie stick at.
A handful of guys have taken it upon themselves to demonstrate what women on Instagram actually look like (in their eyes) - and it's made us realise how ridiculous we can look on social media.
It all began when Witty + Pretty's Ashley Hesseltine asked her male pals to take part in a social experiment.
Their brief was to replicate the same poses and shots they commonly see on their female friends' Instagram accounts.
Here are the results...
We scoured the internet for more. And were far from disappointed...
[H/T Elite Daily]