Kim Kardashian Launches 'Kimoji': Gives The World Contouring Emojis

Contouring Emojis Now Exist, Thanks To Kim Kardashian
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Remember all those times you were approximately three hours late because you were busy drawing a new face on top of your already existing face? There's now a polite way to let everyone know, with just a tap of a button.

That's right, a contouring emoji now exists and obviously Kim Kardashian is behind it.

The reality star has just launched 'Kimoji' - her own emoji keyboard - and you can download it right now in the iPhone app store.

Kimmy K shared a teaser with her 55 million Instagram followers today, giving us all an insight into the things she's typing about (spoiler: there's a lot of n00dz).

Kimojis

Black painted nails

'Lit' and 'Basic' speech bubbles

Kim's 'Married' leather jacket she wore on her wedding day

Naked pregnant Kim

Contouring

Fancy car

Three people doing headstands

Censored boobs

A chocolate donut with sprinkles

Bum

Hairdryer

Waist trainer

Bum

Selfie

Wave

Red cup

Stripper on a pole

Black heart

A peach covered in cream

Yeezy Boost trainer

Gummi bears

Lipstick

Kim's crying face

A well manicured swearing hand

Just think of all the uses for them: Pregnant Kim? Food baby. Crying Kim? Literally everything. Plus, the app finally puts an end to having to make boobs out of brackets and full stops.

Love her or hate her, you've got to give the woman some credit.

New Uses For Old Emojis
"I'm standing right behind you."(01 of23)
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"I drank too much coffee today."(02 of23)
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"Let's get lunch at Burger King."(03 of23)
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"You have a piece of lint on you."(04 of23)
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"It's time to pick up your weirdo twins from dance class."(05 of23)
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"Your hair stylist left the scissors in."(06 of23)
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"Hey, I just got your text message from the 1990s."(07 of23)
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"Sorry about my Cheeto dust fingers."(08 of23)
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"I'm deathly afraid of triangles."(09 of23)
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"Wait, I just need to put my head on."(10 of23)
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"The eggs you bought are expired."(11 of23)
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"I would kiss you if you didn't have a human heart on your head."(12 of23)
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"I keep all my pens under lock and key."(13 of23)
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"Just taught the baby how to pour some out for his homies."(14 of23)
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"I'm afraid the ninja stars are too close to your heart to operate."(15 of23)
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"BRB, Have to get another hole drilled in my bowling ball."(16 of23)
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"Your piano was destroyed, but I salvaged a piece of it."(17 of23)
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"The leaves are regrowing their eyelashes."(18 of23)
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"We're all out of sporks."(19 of23)
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"You've been added to my rolodex of 'Creepy People.'"(20 of23)
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"Do you know where the keys to these handcuffs are?"(21 of23)
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"I bought a beatboxing monkey, just FYI."(22 of23)
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"The more you know..."(23 of23)
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