If you're looking to maximise your time, don't read this article.
Someone has created a website that will turn anything you say into a poem.
You can enter any random phrase into the site's search box and hit 'Click Here For A New Poem.'
We typed in a myriad of phrases and the results were, well, quite random.
For example, the word 'phrases' pushes out this little verse.
http://www.carbonpictures.com/pepper/beatpoemgenerator/
There are a host of other websites that also generate similar poems.
'Name Poem Generator' will give you a funny or motivational poem based on your name (surprising, we know).
Name Poem Generator
Goodbye productivity.