"This is honestly some form of torture I think they used in the Middle Ages."
While you might confuse this for a conversation overheard in the London Dungeon, it's actually the bi-product of a man (rather begrudgingly) trying out waist training - the new fitness craze endorsed by the likes of Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan.
Waist-training corsets are designed to emphasise body shape by creating an hourglass figure.
Despite many doctors and specialists shunning usage of the garment, many are still jumping on the itty-bitty-waist bandwagon.
After being forced into the $79 training corsets, responses range from concern: "Do you have, like, a knife or something in case you need to cut me out of this?"
To the inability to feel body parts: "Is it weird that I'm not feeling my knees right now?"
We reckon they'll steer clear of corsets from now on...
Corsets Galore
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