Australian model Miranda Kerr has lots of lovely hair just BEGGING for a commercial opportunity to come along and make use of it. What? Unilever have done exactly that? Well why wasn't there some kind of glossy-haired photocall to announce it? Oh...
And so, if we've learned anything from adverts (and we have*), we can now reveal that to look EXACTLY like Miranda Kerr you just need to buy a bottle of Clear Scalp Heath and Beauty Therapy shampoo. We assume the floral dress and the nude heels either just materialise after you've had a wash or come bundled with the shampoo?
*Namely that diamonds are forever, beanz meanz Heinz and washing machines live longer with Calgon...