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Reasons Why You Should Never Buy An Easter Egg. Ever

Reasons Why You Should Never Buy An Easter Egg. Ever
Lucy Sherriff
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Easter. For the non-believers amongst us, it's a bit of a meh time. Shops try to get us all excited, but, let's face it, it's no Christmas is it?

One grossly overrated Easter item is the Easter egg. A ploy dreamt up by corporations to lure the Western world into buying into the Easter dream.

Anyway, who wants an Easter egg when you can have a Lindt bunny?

Why you should never buy an easter egg
Firstly.(01 of11)
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Now you can't say we didn't warn you.
You're only setting yourself up for a fall.(02 of11)
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This literally never happens. Cue deep disappointment and feelings of failure.
You end up taking things a little too far.(03 of11)
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I don't just want one egg, I want ALL THE EGGS (credit:MemeCenter.com/bennyboyrule)
It raises awkward questions.(04 of11)
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Imagine trying to explain to a small child where giant chocolate eggs came from.
Does that mean chocolate chickens exist?
Just, no.
Shops are capitalising on the occasion selling Easter Eggs in every aisle(05 of11)
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Don't buy into that corporate crap. You're better than that. (credit:MemeGenerator.net)
Jesus -> Chocolate eggs. Nope, don't get it.(06 of11)
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Remind us what they've got to do with Jesus rising from the dead again?
Easter egg hunts are all fun and games until someone gets hurt(07 of11)
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There's always going to be that one person who takes things that one step too far.
Just stay away from doing the Easter egg hunt.
Have an egg and spoon race instead, if you must.
Seriously, think of the packaging(08 of11)
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It is SO frustratingly unnecessary.
EVERYONE knows the actual Easter egg chocolate is sh*te(09 of11)
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You do realise you can buy two chocolate bars for like, £1, right? (credit:MemeGenerator/HuffPost UK)
Seriously people. It's a waste of money.(10 of11)
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NO ONE WANTS AN EASTER EGG(11 of11)
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Got it?
If you must buy them something, buy them a mug. Or a KitKat. (credit:MemeGenerator/HuffPost UK)


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