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Sexy Halloween Costumes: What Should You Go As? This Chart Will Help You Decide...

What Sexy Halloween Costume Should You Choose?
Rosy Cherrington
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Just when you thought 'sexy' Halloween costumes couldn't get any sexier (seriously, they kind of peaked at Sexy Orange Wedge)... one man has dropped a massive game changer.

Behold, the sexy Halloween costume deciding chart:

Created by genius Twitter user SadFaceOtter, the chart uses your birthday to do all the hard costume planning work for you.

Simply find your birth month and day, then put the two words together to work out which sexy character you were destined to be.

I don't know about you, but I'm super excited to dress up as a Dirty Smart Car next weekend. Thanks, the internet!

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Sexy Halloween Costumes Of Note
Sexy Orange Wedge(01 of15)
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The fruit you want to.... (credit:Yandy.com)
Sexy Tin Man(02 of15)
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Not our first answer to the question "Which is the sexiest character in the Wizard Of Oz?" Actually, come to think of it, the Tin Man wasn't our second, third or fourth answer either.$64.99 (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
Sexy Cowardly Lion(03 of15)
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He was, however, slightly higher on the list than the Cowardly Lion.$78.99 (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
Sexy Bumblebee(04 of15)
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This is the costume which kicked this whole thing off. WHY? Why is a sexy bumblebee a thing? And where is her stinger? Surely that means she is a sexy DEAD bumblebee? $32.99 (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
Sexy Panda(05 of15)
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LOOK. Pandas don't even find EACH OTHER sexy. That's kind of why they're going extinct. $56.99 (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
Sexy Owl(06 of15)
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We would like to query "Sexy Owl". Mostly because we feel it could be more accurately titled "Sexy Tarred And Feathered And Trapped In A Set Of Boudoir Curtains Highwayman"$38.99 (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
Naughty Nemo(07 of15)
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If the object of your affection is into underage fish we suggest you take a few moments to re-evaluate what you want from this encounter.$56.99 (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
Sexy Plumber (Green)(08 of15)
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Yes. Aggressively sexy legally-distinct-from-Luigi has arrived to fix YOUR boiler.We don't want to think about what happens when Sexy Plumber (Red) arrives a few minutes later.$34.99 (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
Sexy Donatello Ninja Turtle(09 of15)
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1. Sexy Ninja Turtle?2. If you really MUST have a sexy ninja turtle WHY would it be Donatello? As the song goes "Donatello does machines". Are you a machine? No.$48.99 (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
Sexy Red Queen(10 of15)
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Judging by the costume there seems to have been a titular mix up - this is actually the Sexy Queen Of Hearts. A sexy psychopath rather than a sexy pedant.$54.99 (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
Sexy Chucky(11 of15)
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For anyone who finds themselves getting hot for murderous possessed children's toys.$42.99 (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
Sexy Big Bird(12 of15)
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Or for gigantic neurotic birds.$47.99 (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
Night School Girl(13 of15)
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Because School Girl is such a broad fetish it's not unfeasible to assume it contains within it all kinds of niche sub-fetishes. We would, however, say that if she's wearing this to go to night school she might want to invest in a reflective jacket so motorists can see her better.$42.99 (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
Sexy Twister(14 of15)
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And in the "sexy inanimate objects" category we have Sexy Twister. PS You could totally make this at home with a copy of the game and a stapler.$29.99 (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
Sexy Sky Blue Crayon(15 of15)
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Ah yes, the sexy world of children's craft materials. Available in a variety of colours, the Sexy Crayon costumes are probably your best bet for getting down and dirty with Sexy PVA Glue or Sexy Safety Scissors.$26.99 (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
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