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17 Things About The Secret Life Of Students We Know To Be True

17 Things About The Secret Life Of Students We Know To Be True
The Huffington Post UK
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The secret life of students may be an eye-opener for some, but for others it'll be a case of been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

The Channel 4 programme follows the life of three students at Leicester University and gives a glimpse into the excitement, struggles and the loneliness that can come with starting university.

Whoever you are, there's probably going to be one character you identify with - whether its total lad Aidan, unconfident Josie or shy and "different" Lauren.

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So without further delay, here are the 17 things the secret life of students tell us about freshers we know to be true..

17 Things We Know To Be True In The Secret Life of Students
Pretty much all students have done gap years. Standard.(01 of17)
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.. And every student who went on a gap yah went to Thailand(02 of17)
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Contraception is the funniest gift, eva. Spesh when you open it in front of your dad(03 of17)
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Would you rather.. is still the best game on earth(04 of17)
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"Would you rather watch your parents have sex for a year, or would you join them once to make it stop?" (credit:Channel 4)
A creepy wink is the fool-proof way of sussing out the d*ckheads(05 of17)
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Yes, yes he winked at me. (credit:Channel 4)
There are two reasons why people go to uni(06 of17)
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1: To have fun2: To get laid (credit:Channel 4)
There'll always be one guy who thinks sexism is bants(07 of17)
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#BANTS (credit:Channel 4)
You might be merrily waving your parents off for the first time(08 of17)
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But inside.. you're crying out DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!! (credit:Channel 4)
You're bezzies are totes amaze(09 of17)
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And you text them all the time. Every minute of every hour of every day.It is absolutely of supreme importance they know every time you fart or sneeze (credit:Channel 4)
The 'I'm the last to pull so I must be ugly' fear will raise its horrible head at least once(10 of17)
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The first time you meet your new flatmates is super awks. Lol.X(11 of17)
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Some people will do anything to get drunk(12 of17)
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Including putting vodka up their arse through tampons#barelolz (credit:Channel 4)
One word: Neknominate(13 of17)
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The shame of one night stands is like no other shame(14 of17)
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There is no night out without pre-drinks(15 of17)
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.. Or playing I have never, for that matter
But even if you don't fit in with the majority, it'll still be OK(16 of17)
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And you'll push yourself further than you ever thought you could(17 of17)
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