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'20 Things No Woman Should Wear after 30' List Goes Viral For The Best Reason

'20 Things No Woman Should Wear after 30' List Goes Viral For The Best Reason
Rosy Cherrington
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Sick of being told what you should and shouldn't wear? Advice on what's 'best' for your body shape (FYI, humans aren't shaped like fruit) and a general policing of your wardrobe by the fashion powers that be?

Then you'll appreciate this hilarious list by Twitter user Molly Manglewood.

Titled 'Top 20 Things NO WOMAN Should Wear After 30', it's the perfect parody of all those style lists we love to hate.

We think the post pretty much says it all, but as one user commented: "Looks longingly at shirt made of wasps. Puts it away."

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