It's easy to forget how much kids listen to our conversations, the words we say including, well the odd swear word.
That is until something they've definitely only heard from an adult comes out their mouth.
This hilarious video of a two-year-old shows just that. But before you click play be warned he has a serious case of potty-mouth.
The home video begins with the boy's parents discussing a monkey being on the roof of their car while driving on a safari holiday.
The two-year-old is sat in the front seat.
"Ah, monkey on the car," he says in an adorable voice. And then...
"F*** Off". His parents laugh in disbelief at the unexpected expletives that just fell out their toddler's mouth.
Well, he must have learned it somewhere...
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The couple uploaded the clip onto YouTube, with an added on Snoop Dog tune at the end, dressing their toddler up as a 'thug' with fake glasses on.
They write: "We're not proud of this, but had to share..."
A toddler's two favourite activities: playing and eating! Your toddler can help string the cereal, with a few bites in between.
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(credit:Hill Yeah)Take one box and some crayons, add a toddler and you have hours (or at least 30 minutes) of fun. Love it!
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(credit:Berry Sweet Berry)Here's a simple activity that will utilize the contents of your recycling bin. Poke holes in egg carton cups, then let your little one string them on a pipe cleaner to make a little train. For extra fun, they can add a little paint and some sparkles.
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(credit:Hands On As We Grow)You toddler will be delighted by this rainbow soap foam. Put the foam in a bin and let them go to town, then pop 'em in the shower for a quick clean-up.
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Is there a budding carpenter in your home? A cardboard box, a screwdriver, some screws and anchors will enable them to experiment with building and develop fine motor skills.
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(credit:Simple Fun For Kids)This non-messy, creative activity takes place on a glass patio door. Toddlers dip colourful foam pieces in water, then stick them on the glass. The possibilities are endless...
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(credit:Putti's World)Two words: Rainbow slime. Need we say more?
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(credit:Tot Treasures)Toddlers loves the cause and effect principle: ball goes in chute, ball comes out the other end. Collect the balls in a laundry bin at the end.
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(credit:Sense of Wonder)A dollar-store pack of plastic cups can keep a toddler occupied for, well, at least 15 minutes! The more colourful the cups, the better.
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(credit:The Imagination Tree)If you have a magnetic easel at home (a great investment, by the way), draw shapes on the easel and instruct your toddler to fill them with a particular letter. Eg. "Put a B in the circle." Good practice for letters, shapes, following instructions, and good fun too.
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(credit:Two Sasters)If your toddler loves to mix colours but you're not in the mood for the mess, try this clever trick. Kids can swirl and blend to their hearts content without getting paint on your sofa.
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(credit:Mama Smiles)Sandpaper and crayons plus a swipe from an iron will create an awesome printed T-shirt -- who knew? Let your toddler scribble a masterpiece on the sandpaper, and she'll be thrilled to see it turn up on her clothes.
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(credit:Alpha Mom)This mom found a neat way to introduce colour names to her daughter. She created paper "houses" in different colours, then wrote the colours on sticks. Her daughter found the right house for every colour colour, saying the colour and reading the letters aloud while she was doing it.
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(credit:Two Sasters)This mom came up with a bunch of fun activities for her daughter based on these cut-out shapes, taped to the wall. Toddlers love sorting tasks, which they can do by colour or shape.
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(credit:Hill Yeah)We thought this was an awesome way to utilize those little corn holders, other than for corn-on-the-cob.
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(credit:Hill Yeah)The game takes a bit of time for mom or dad to make the pinwheel and coloured clothespins, but once it's done, your toddler will love sorting and matching the colours. And you can bring it out again and again whenever your toddler needs something fun to do.
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(credit:We Love Being Moms)Colander + pipe cleaners = 10-15 minutes of toddler fun.
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(credit:Hill Yeah)We all know toddlers love to paint. To jazz things up a bit, break out the kitchen utensils for your budding Picasso. Potato mashers, slotted spoons and whisks all rock.
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(credit:Simple Fun For Kids)It's apple season! The perfect time to utilize the freshest stamp around to make fall-themed art. (Potatoes work well too.)
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(credit:Simple Fun For Kids)Rip up coloured paper and let your toddler match the pieces to the appropriate page with a glue stick. Great for learning colours and practising fine motor skills.
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(credit:Hill Yeah)Sometimes it's about just putting out a boatload of cool stuff and letting your toddler run wild. Paper scraps, fabric, colourful glue, magazine clippings -- let your child create an anything-goes collage.
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(credit:Studio Sprout)Make homemade white playdough and bring out your child's favourite animal toys. Show her how to make tracks with the animals and then let her create her own woodland winter scene.
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(credit:No Time For Flashcards)Instead of recycling them, collect your bottle-tops to create a bundle of cute stamps to bring out on a rainy day. Buy a whack of dollar-store foam stickers to stick to the bottle-tops, and voila! Instand stamp collection.
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Toddlers love sensory bins, and this one has a fun gardening theme. Dye the rice (see how below), then add buckets, shovels, plastic flowers and gardening gloves so your little nature-lover can grow some fun, even when it's raining outside.
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(credit:Things to Share And Remember)Sometimes the best ideas are the simplest. Challenge your toddler to insert toothpicks into a dollar-store parmesan shaker.
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(credit:Chasing Cheerios)Later on in life, your child will likely try the baking soda and vinegar volcano trick. But right now, he can experiment with the bubbling chemical reaction by dropping coloured vinegar onto a cookie sheet of baking soda.
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(credit:Wiggle Those Toes)This little guy is SERIOUSLY enjoying his finger-painting. But don't worry, it's edible! (Recipe below.) To create the art, mom or dad makes a tape initial and applies it to the paper before the painting starts. Then once it dries, remove the tape to see the letter.
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(credit:Hands On As We Grow)Coloured pop poms are soft and easy to grab for little hands. Add a muffin tin and let him sort by colour or size.
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(credit:Hands On As We Grow)This clever mom created a bunch of Duplo "masterpieces" and photographed them. She then printed out the photos, laminated 'em (perhaps an extra step you can skip!) and challenged her toddler to try and replicate them. Great for major construction fans.
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(credit:Pinky's Learning World)Here's another great pom pom idea -- put them on the floor and let your toddler blow them with a straw. Play, "knock down the snowman" or see how fast they can get their pom pom from one end of the kitchen to the other.
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