05/01/2012 06:24 GMT | Updated 06/03/2012 05:12 GMT

Diane Abbott Is Innocent

Three reasons why Diane Abbott's tweet was not racist:

a) She was actually referring to this Xbox game that white people like playing:

b) In Uruguayan Spanish "White people" does not mean "White people."

c) She was on a tram in Croydon at the time.

With a hat tip to @jamiemont, @EmmaHasNoIdea and @duncanrobinson. Pic by