13 Things Every University Student Has Googled

How to write a 5,000 word essay in two hours.

1. How many times a week can I eat baked beans?

<strong> Real talk</strong>
Real talk
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It takes a while to learn to cook, OKAY MUM?!

2. How to get a First.

I bossed A Levels - how much harder can a degree really be?

3. How old will I be when I pay off my student loan?

<strong>Great. Just great. </strong>
Great. Just great.
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Approximately 137-years-old. Cool.

4. Do my pets miss me?

They never respond when I get Mum to put them on Skype.

5. Will the university notice if I keep my cat in my bedroom?

<strong>He's only little after all...</strong>
He's only little after all...
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I might be spiralling a bit now.

6. Why the hell is printing so expensive at uni?

<strong>Excuse me, what?! </strong>
Excuse me, what?!
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They know I’m already paying £9,000 a year, right?

7. What marks do I need to get a 2:2?

Okay, maybe a First was a bit optimistic.

8. How to write a 5,000 word essay in two hours.

<strong>Oops</strong>
Oops
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No, no, no, the deadline was definitely still at least two weeks away. Right?!

9. Successful people who dropped out of uni.

<strong>Steve Jobs, Bill Gates and me, yeah? </strong>
Steve Jobs, Bill Gates and me, yeah?
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NO, I’M NOT BEING DRAMATIC.

10. Domino’s student discount code.

This is why I have a fridge full of garlic and herb dips.

11. Should I break up with my long distance boyfriend/ girlfriend?

<strong>Another victim of Freshers week antics </strong>
Another victim of Freshers week antics
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York to Nottingham is way further than I thought at sixth form.

12. How should I deal with annoying housemates?

<strong>They seemed so chill when I first met them</strong>
They seemed so chill when I first met them
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I swear, if Jess uses my expensive shampoo one more time, I’m going to shave her head.

13. How is university over already?

Appreciate it guys, it’s over before you know it.

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