25 Too-Real Tweets About Being The Eldest Daughter

Being the eldest daughter really feels like being an unpaid intern version of young mother sometimes you know

— Bolu Babalola 🍯&🌶 (@BeeBabs) June 27, 2017

Were you really “a pleasure to have in class” or were you just the bossy oldest daughter with an undiagnosed anxiety disorder

— Maura Brannigan (@maura_brannigan) May 6, 2021

Just a pitch, but we could fix pretty much every problem in two weeks if we put a committee of oldest daughters in charge

— Lauren Ashley Smith (@msLAS) March 22, 2021

are u happy or are u the oldest sibling and also a girl

— sailor鄧mel369420 (@MelissaOng69420) April 5, 2022

happy mother’s day to me as the eldest daughter

— taff. (@thetribegoddess) May 8, 2022

First-born/only daughters be like pic.twitter.com/cg2aAi452J

— lauren w. (@iamlaurenp) August 4, 2021

eldest daughter brain compartments be like:
1. personal trauma
2. mother's trauma
3. father's trauma
4. siblings trauma

— babar azam (@moonphatt) February 1, 2020

Eldest daughter: Man, our parents wd never allow that!

Youngest son: pic.twitter.com/PlOcHELlJQ

— Hodan (@hyfreelance) July 3, 2022

It’s so hard being a single mom (i’m the oldest daughter)

— draculaura (@DRACULAURlTA) September 16, 2022

Eldest daughters are the absolute champions of leading via strategic deployment/ suppression of nonverbal indicators of disappointment

— Erin Ryan (@morninggloria) May 16, 2021

First born daughters watching Luisa's song in Encanto pic.twitter.com/Yq1mGgyO2d

— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) December 28, 2021

All First Daughters and First Borns should have Project Management on their CVs. If you’re now both, you’re a Senior Project Manager.

— Adaeze, the Tired. (@Adaezae_1) December 18, 2022

A mother and her first born daughter are the biggest gossipers in the world.

— Nnamdi🍀 (@tweetsbyzyl) October 12, 2022

Being the eldest daughter somehow means everything is my fault love that for me

— Canela Concha (@banananabomb) February 24, 2022

oh to be the eldest daughter eldest female cousin eldest grand daughter eldest niece in an asian family 😄😄😄😄😄

— kim 🪩 (@czaccei) April 1, 2021

of course i have a praise kink i’m the oldest daughter

— gill (@contactabrother) September 22, 2022

Boomer moms are living laughing loving only because their eldest daughters are screaming crying throwing up.

— Meleyna Nomura (@meleyna) August 29, 2022

unhinged eldest daughters at home for the holidays pic.twitter.com/HZPfdUx1Z8

— 🍑 (@PEACHYBLACKG0RL) November 21, 2022

oldest daughters need to unionize

— Jamila (@j__osman) June 14, 2019

Somebody said “why does the oldest daughter always feel like she’s the manager of the family”? ITS BECAUSE WE ARE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

— Leilani 💖 (@leilani_capalot) October 3, 2022

Being the oldest daughter is so hard pic.twitter.com/71P4ETEghE

— ☆ Angelita ☆ (@pyschodior) September 10, 2022

my trauma is that i’m a gemini and the oldest daughter

— 😈 (@geminitingzzzz) April 30, 2021

Why does being the oldest female sibling automatically force you to wrangle everyone together for holidays

— maybe: em (@notemilybohr) November 30, 2022

Eldest daughters whose favourite sport is running away from their feelings are the backbone of society.

— fran (@galacticidiots) April 19, 2022

if you are the oldest sibling and also a girl you may be entitled to financial compensation

— sailor鄧mel369420 (@MelissaOng69420) December 27, 2022