In an occasional series of interiors masquerading as female body parts, we bring you this latest offering.
Yes, these handsome lights dangling from a hotel ceiling illuminate to create... a rather convincing illusion of a pair of breasts.
The image was posted to Reddit where users instantly began guessing the name of the hotel in question.
Was it perhaps, the Titz Carlton? Or maybe the Breast Western?
Mammariott, the DoubleD Inn and some other suggestions too rude to publish (read them here) were also pitched.
The bountiful image brings to mind an earlier example of internet minds seeing smut where there is none – much like this innocent hallway that raised a host of sniggers back in 2013…
Now get your minds out of the gutter.