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23/11/2016 15:45 GMT

Christmas Jumpers 2016: Styles To Suit The Festively Ambiguous From Tesco, Next, Matalan And More

Scrooges, rejoice.

Looking for a women’s Christmas jumper that suitably expresses your complete and utter apathy toward the festive period? Look no further.

It’s not all light-up sweaters, nauseatingly twee designs and joyful slogans - some of the top high street shops are also catering to the Scrooges among us.

From knitwear you definitely wouldn’t let your nan see, to more subtle ways to broadcast your inner Grinch, we’ve rounded up the 13 best anti-Christmas-jumper-jumpers:

  • Christmas Slogan Jumper Dress
    Christmas Slogan Jumper Dress
    Missguided
  • 'Too Late' Slogan Christmas Jumper
    'Too Late' Slogan Christmas Jumper
    Topshop
    £34 from topshop.com
  • 'F**k Christmas' Jumper
    'F**k Christmas' Jumper
    Missguided
  • Petite 'Pouts Not Sprouts' Christmas Jumper
    Petite 'Pouts Not Sprouts' Christmas Jumper
    Boohoo
    £20 from boohoo.com
  • Bah Humbug Christmas Sweatshirt
    Bah Humbug Christmas Sweatshirt
    Missguided
  • Novelty Christmas Jumper
    Novelty Christmas Jumper
    Matalan
    £15 from matalan.co.uk
  • 'I'm Just Here For The Food' Christmas Jumper
    'I'm Just Here For The Food' Christmas Jumper
    Not On The High Street
  • 'Piste Off' Christmas Jumper
    'Piste Off' Christmas Jumper
    Boohoo
    £12 from boohoo.com
  • 'I'm Having A Meltdown' Slogan Christmas Jumper
    'I'm Having A Meltdown' Slogan Christmas Jumper
    Florence and Fred
    £16 from tesco.com
  • 'Donut' Slogan Christmas Jumper
    'Donut' Slogan Christmas Jumper
    Missguided
  • Plus Size Off The Shoulder Christmas Jumper
    Plus Size Off The Shoulder Christmas Jumper
    Boohoo
    £16 from boohoo.com
  • 'I Know What You Did Last Christmas' Jumper
    'I Know What You Did Last Christmas' Jumper
    Missy Empire
    £20 from missyempire.com
  • JDY Christmas Print Sweater
    JDY Christmas Print Sweater
    Next
    £14 from next.co.uk
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