Short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump has spent a lot of time recently assuring people that his hands are not small, therefore his penis is also not small.
Frankly, we think he doth protest too much, but that's a story for another day.
Right now, Chicago hot dog stand The Wiener's Circle is mocking the Republican frontrunner by offering up a Trump-inspired sandwich.
We'd normally be above making penis jokes about politicians, but it seems like 2016 is the year that all bets are off. First there was PigGate, now US presidential candidates are openly measuring their dicks during live televised debates.
As a result of Trump's pissing contest with Marco Rubio, The Wiener's Circle are making the perfect sausage-related willy gag.
And as if dedicating their entire menu to pissing off the real estate magnate wasn't enough, they've also started tweeting like Trump. Real great tweets. The best you've ever seen. Perfect. Although some people don't like their tweets. Losers. Sad.