Fanny Pack Sliders And Toe Shoes: The Footwear You Never Needed

We've gone beyond the ugly dad trainer now.

Summer’s here so that means feet are out! It’s time to shop for your new sandals and shoes that won’t hurt your feet, but it’s also a time of year when the muggy weather can make us consider style options we would never normally condone, ie. buy shoes that double up as a purse for our hooves.

Nike
Nike

Nike is about to release “fanny pack” Benassi slides with a functional purse across the toes. Somewhere to keep our change and keys when on the beach perhaps, but we can’t help but think about the potential for rubbing.

Although some have thought up other ‘appealing’ ideas for what to stash by your toes:

The @Nike sliders with the fanny pack are looking like I can fit some fun size snickers in there....lol #Sold

— 👑 Neil (@neiltfx) May 30, 2018

And Nike aren’t the only ones making questionable shoes the trend of 2018. JW Anderson has released images of his upcoming menswear fashion show this June featuring the toe-shoe - and it has got Vogue’s seal of approval.

Similar to Christopher Kane’s bejewelled crocs or the Gucci fur slippers or Vetement boots that are as tall as small house, these shoes will definitely be a conversation starter. So the real question is, which shoe are you?

Close

What's Hot