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James Blunt Anonymous Is The Support Group You Need But Won't Admit

Classic Blunt.
Chris York
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Senior Editor, HuffPost UK

A lot of people like James Blunt - and lot of people don’t like James Blunt.

Well, they say they don’t anyway.

Either way, James Blunt himself couldn’t give two hoots as he counts his millions and continues to write hit albums, but he isn’t above harnessing the shame for promotional purposes.

Enter James Blunt Anonymous.

And if you still can’t bring yourself to like his music (oh, he’s got a new album out by the way) then perhaps you can just appreciate how outrageously hilarious the man is on Twitter.

Here are some of his finest comebacks.

And no mortgage. RT @hettjones: James Blunt just has an annoying face and a highly irritating voice

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 24, 2013

Sorry. Wrong hole. RT @Sam_SamV: James Blunt makes my ears bleed

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 20, 2014

I'm guessing this is not good. RT @supermarton: James Blunt es lo peor que le ha pasado a la humanidad desde Hitler

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 23, 2015

I'm officially handing over my Cockney Rhyming title to @Jeremy_Hunt

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) February 11, 2016

And finishes in your mouth. RT @trimjim90: James Blunt gets on my tits.

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) February 21, 2014

Unless I find your bum. RT @zomboy666: I've got fucking James Blunt in my head. I suppose at least that means my day can't get any worse.

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 16, 2015

Check out my 12 inch… pic.twitter.com/AdrBHRI5X5

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 23, 2017

Just reading @thesundaytimes. pic.twitter.com/TuECOpJ2Ae

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) February 19, 2017

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