Need A Laugh? Check Out The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

"Statements only heard at parent dinner parties, I'll go first: 'Poison control are always just the nicest people'"
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Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy.

Scroll down to read the latest batch.