Tweets About The Funny And Arbitrary Rules Parents Have For Kids

"I sure tell my family, 'Don't blame me, I don't make the rules' a lot for someone that makes literally every single rule in this house."

The rules parents set for their children are often informed by scholarly research, past family experience, and individual personality considerations. Other times, however, they’re based on completely random whims or bizarre circumstances.

The funny parents and children of Twitter have joked about and lamented these funny and arbitrary rules. We’ve rounded up 18 relatable examples.