19 Tweets That Accurately Sum Up Marriage

'I got in trouble for something I said in my wife's dream.'

Making the decision to walk down the aisle changes your life forever.

Although we wouldn’t change our spouse for the world, we definitely would consider upgrading them for a house-trained version.

Here’s to a lifetime of arguing about which show to watch on Netflix...

1. Knowing Your Place

2. Car Journeys

3. Anniversaries

4. Children

5. Arguments

6. Shopping

7. Cooking

8. Birthdays

9. Secrets

10. Compromise

11. Trust

12. Annoying Habits

13. Responsibilities

14. Delegation

15. Achievements

16. Toilet Etiquette

17. Laundry

18. Sex

19. Mistakes