15/03/2013 14:41 GMT | Updated 15/05/2013 06:12 BST

'Prince Charles And The Homeopathy Pill' - The Next Harry Potter Instalment?

Do you ever feel when Prince Charles's name comes up, that you must be going slightly mad?

Surely not, I thought. Surely not. Why would Prince Charles have anything to do with lobbying the NHS to stop criticising homeopathy? Homeopathy - the 'alternative medicine' that time and time again has proven to have effects literally NO BETTER THAN A PLACEBO. (Disclaimer - I'm not being close minded here - please google it for yourself and see. It even says as much on the NHS website, but I don't think Prince Charles read that bit).

Real or not, there seems to be something very powerful in homoeopathic water making intelligent, people all around the world discard any shred of skepticsm in favour of the belief in magic water. Wait, I feel I'm going crazy again, or did you not know that infinitely diluted water hit with a stick for a specific number of times until it is MAGIC is available in Hogwarts potions classes and on our NHS?

But if you still think that this is all harmless, then please remember that Mother three months ago who tried to legally stop her cancer riddled son from having potentially life-saving radiotherapy in favour of homeopathy treatments.

Anyway, this is all a bit heavy, so here is a lovely little video I'd like to share with you, that I prepared earlier for Prince Charles and other hopeful wizards about the miracle life cure they all desperately need: