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Trevor Holland

Comedian, Artist & Beard-Wearer.

Comedian, Artist & Beard-Wearer.

I Think Too Much

I've used my ADHD to my advantage, though. I'm a comedian. It's my passion. It's my chosen creative outlet but one that I've struggled to find the ideal application for. I've been a stand-up, but this seemed to involve too much, well, standing up.
07/09/2017 16:08 BST

The Squits

I'm recently fallen victim to a profound, life-changing affliction; one that has shaken my being to its very core. It's one that affect millions of people every year and, due to its sensitive nature, is often not discussed. Well, I'm no longer prepared to be a silent victim. I recently ate some less-than-perfect chicken nuggets and subsequently, suffered a violent bout of The Squits.
16/05/2016 11:53 BST

NASA Cheats Water Emission Tests

NASA, or to give it its full name, the National Astronaut Something Acronym has today admitted to having installed specialist software on Mars, which allowed it to cheat water emissions tests. In a shock revelation, Sooper Noaver, head of Really Far Away Rock Research, made the confession to an undercover reporter, in a Florida bar.
29/09/2015 17:17 BST

The Ostrich Conspiracy

There's been a lot of talk lately but everyone seems to be be missing the truth. This video my save your life. Watch it and heed its warnings.
14/11/2014 11:25 GMT

Accepting a Lift From a Stranger

What are the rules for men, when it comes to accepting a lift from a stranger? Women and children are forever being reminded of their particular obligations but what about us men? Here, I explore this very issue and attack it head-on, by sharing my story of what happened to me when I recently accepted a lift from a stranger.
13/11/2014 09:14 GMT

Why Your Children Won't Go to Bed

I know many parents and one of their most common complaints is that they struggle to get their children to go to bed. Apparently, it's a constant power struggle, in which the parent is rarely the victor.
10/02/2014 15:25 GMT

Accidents - Exotic Stephen

Let it not be said that I ever misinterpret situations. I recently had a wonderful and frightening telephone conversation with Exotic Stephen, who is the coolest man on Earth. However, he also harbours a terrifying obsession with accidents.
02/02/2014 17:28 GMT

Violent Video Games Aren't to Blame, You Are

This game carries with it an 18 certificate. If you buy it for little Toby's birthday, you're a moron and deserve to be on the receiving end of whatever influence little Toby takes from his gaming experience.
19/08/2013 17:02 BST

Evolution: Chuck Norris and Angry Birds

If you spend any amount of time on public transport, particularly in our anti-social, paranoid, abrasive capital city, you'll notice that the vast majority of people neither talk nor look at each other and instead opt to waste away their existences in the soul-destroying cesspool of social media, angry birds, BBC iPlayer and other such pointlessly depressing activities found on smart phones.
31/03/2013 10:13 BST

Capitalism in Fancy Dress

We live in a Capitalist society and I've made my peace with this. People sell stuff and people buy stuff - fine. However, I tire of said stuff being peddled by minor celebrities and out of work extras, on my television.
11/02/2013 19:58 GMT