UK Conservatives
“Everybody is worse off, except the Tories of the government.”
The chancellor is under pressure to come up with pre-election sweeteners to help turn around the Tories' chances.
That puts chancellor Jeremy Hunt and backbencher Jacob Rees-Mogg in danger of losing their constituencies.
And "with their own intestines", no less.
"They will build literally anything aside from housing."
Labour leader laughs at Tory MPs being in "open revolt" against the prime minister.
Another damning indictment of Rishi Sunak's last 12 months.
"What we really want is leadership," the Asda chair said.
Even Andrea Leadsom admitted that the point was a "very fair challenge".
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