uk marriage

Watch out for these silent relationship threats.
"Used my husband's body wash and forgot how to load the dishwasher."
"One of the worst effects of this strange illness has been the way it separates my husband and me not only from our peers but also from each other."
"Checking in at the main office, we were greeted by a shirtless innkeeper. When he stepped out from behind the counter, I realised he was completely nude."
"Was I carrying unresolved feelings? Was I unhappy in my marriage and didn’t realise it?"
"Sorry we're late, my husband had to drive around the parking lot 5 times till he found a spot he liked."
"Foreplay after 40 is texting your wife photos of walk-in closets."
“'Patton Robinson?' – My husband asking about Robert Pattinson."