22/11/2011 10:45 GMT | Updated 23/11/2011 07:18 GMT

Twitter Jokes Of The Day: Tuesday 22 November 2011

It's day two! Already!

Following yesterday's INCREDIBLE kick-off, here we go with Huffington Post UK Comedy's round-up of today's funniest tweets. So far. With an honourable mention going to the entire timeline of @bentonsowner...

"The first rule of Thesaurus Club is, you don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss or chat about Thesaurus Club." - @Pundamentalism

"Don't invent palindromes. That's my mottom." - @MrMichaelSpicer

"RT @TheJessGreen: Why do people have third nipples...? #PSQA So their third breasts don't look weird." - @serafinowicz

"I love the idea that racehorses slow down if they see police horses standing by the side of the track." - @sixthformpoet

"Has the moon hit your eye like a big pizza pie in the last six months? If so, you could be entitled to compensation." - @FrankieMcGinty

"Imagine. You buy yourself a Cliff Richard 2012 calendar. You get it home, open it, OH MY GOD, it's the UNOFFICIAL one. 2012 RUINED." - @OctoberJones

"Having a bastard of a time trying to make this 'Extremely Hot Surface - Do Not Touch' sign in Braille." - @NickMotown

"'Is that the marriage guidance helpline?' 'Sorry, you're breaking up'" - @jacques_aih

"I'm at a party that's EXACTLY like an S Club party." - @michaellegge

"Who's that sexy woman sitting to Steve Coogan's left making eyes at...oh, it's Lynn." - @jamiesont

"Finding it hard not to picture Steve Coogan's testimony being interrupted by Benton chasing some deer through the room." - @ElectricGoose