21/09/2012 12:52 BST | Updated 21/09/2012 13:31 BST

Liberal Democrat Conference 2012: Live Updates From Brighton (Watch Out For Seagulls)

Oh! we do like to be beside the seaside we do like to be beside the sea! we do like to stroll upon the Prom, Prom, Prom! Where the brass bands play: "Tiddely-om-pom-pom!" So just let us be beside the seaside, we'll be beside ourselves with glee.

Liberal Democrats are gathering in Brighton for their third annual conference since joining with the Conservatives in coalition, we had nothing better to do so decided to follow them there.

Follow (occasional) live updates of what is going on: