Edward Scissorhands 'Angry To Still Be On Waiting List For Hand Transplant'

Angry Edward Scissorhands 'Still Waiting For Hand Transplant'

Movie star Edward Scissorhands is said to be "fuming" that he's still on the waiting list for a hand transplant, 23 years after his affliction first came to light.

Scissorhands has lashed out - although fortunately not with his hands - at doctors for giving a transplant to "some guy in Yorkshire".

"He has gout," Scissorhands told The Huffington Post UK. "I've got frigging scissors for hands! What's a guy gotta do to get a transplant around here?!"

Wolverine, Hook and the T-1000 cop from 'Terminator 2: Judgment Day' are among the other Hollywood names also thought to be awaiting transplants. A spokesman for the stars was unavailable for comment, due to his inability to pick up the phone.


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