This week's student confessions round-up is a glorious mash-up of embarrassing texts, hashtag bloopers and salacious sex toy orders.
Ranging from pooing on a Cardiff dance floor (you know who you are), and indecently proposing the plumber, with a few "seen on campus" pictures thrown in, we've got just the thing to brighten up your dreary Monday.
Scroll down for the slideshow and enjoy.