18/03/2013 10:50 GMT

Student Confessions: Bum Parties, Sex Toys, Pooing In Clubs And Drunk Sandwiches

This week's student confessions round-up is a glorious mash-up of embarrassing texts, hashtag bloopers and salacious sex toy orders.

Ranging from pooing on a Cardiff dance floor (you know who you are), and indecently proposing the plumber, with a few "seen on campus" pictures thrown in, we've got just the thing to brighten up your dreary Monday.

Scroll down for the slideshow and enjoy.


Chat Roulette, Weeing On The Dancefloor And Finding A Girlfriend

Amazing Uni Pranks, Gym Flirting And Tesco Banter

Humping Dogs, Steamy Sex And Lance Armstrong In Amsterdam

From Snow Pranks To 'Brazilian Fart Porn' And Jeremy Kyle

Fraping, Fanuary And Coach Chundering