Tabloids Snap Back Into Shape Just Three Months After The Duchess Of Cambridge Gives Birth

British tabloid newspapers have snapped back into shape after just three months of ignoring the Duchess of Cambridge’s figure.

The tabloids have proved that they’ve had no problem getting their pre-baby circulation figures back.

Flaunting headlines like 'MUCH LESS OF CAMBRIDGE' and 'NO MUMMY TUMMY FOR KATE', they wowed onlookers on Saturday with their taut wordplay - just 89 days after Kate gave birth.

There has been widespread speculation as to how the tabloids did it - but insiders say that it is simply down to a ruthless regime.

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