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06/12/2013 09:09 GMT | Updated 25/01/2014 16:01 GMT

Non-Famous Irritating White Man Still Alive

REX Features

A non-famous irritating white man is still alive.

The man confirmed his continued existence by writing on his Spectator blog.

"Look; I’m sorry I'm still going on and on," he wrote. "It happens quite often to people in their 50s who aren't as famous as they'd like to be.

"I’m sure that doesn’t lessen the irritation for many of you, but, looking at my bank balance, I came to the conclusion that I had to express a controversial opinion. I think I came to that rather banal and broad brush conclusion twenty years ago, or maybe fifteen."

In response, many people on Twitter have asked the man to "give it a bloody break for five minutes, will you?", while others tweeted: "Rod who?"

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