Flood chic - today Somerset, tomorrow the catwalks of Milan, next week the shiny pages of Vogue. Britain’s soggy politicians have been pioneering a new look, a stylish parade of rich white men surveying the flooded counties of southern England.
Is it fashion or is it art? Of course it's both, as the big Westminster beasts (and Nigel Farage) strut a watery promenade bedecked in wellingtons, overcoats and high-visibility couture (seemingly borrowed from "one of those labourer types").
Here we present a simple vote: Which of these
preposterous well-groomed men is the most modish in their flood-drenched garb?