06/08/2014 07:22 BST | Updated 06/08/2014 07:59 BST

Boris Johnson To Stand As MP In 2015, The Internet Is Unsure

In news that surprised approximately no one, Boris Johnson announced on Wednesday that he intends to stand as an MP in 2015.

The news was met with a mixture of... well, it wasn't a theme of over-riding positivity.

First there was a brief summary of the doom some felt.

Then a pictorial representation.

Some are genuinely afraid.

Then countless reminders of all the time he said he WOULDN't stand.

There were some colourful descriptions of his political ability.

Some people though he might be over-stretching himself.

Others that he was simply being greedy.

And a reminder of what awaits poor old Dave when he gets back.

But this fella thinks he's got Boris sussed.