01/09/2014 17:00 BST | Updated 01/09/2014 18:59 BST

Deadline Day: Sky Sports News Presenter Has Blue Dildo Shoved In His Ear

You have to feel sorry for those Sky Sports News reporters stood outside clubs' training grounds (especially the Stoke one) on transfer deadline days, but an Evertonian took it to a new level outside the club's Finch Farm complex.

Alan Irwin had a blue dildo, yes, a blue dildo, thrust into his ear during a piece-to-camera on live TV.