05/09/2014 12:00 BST | Updated 15/09/2014 14:59 BST

Penis Size Guide: How Does Your Member Measure Up?

If there's one thing men worry about, it's penis size.

"Am I too small? Am I too large?" - the questions begin in teenage years and, judging by a quick Google search, carry on long into adulthood.


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But besides sneaking up to the urinals to take a peek at another man's genitals or broaching the issue in the pub , it's hard to know what to compare yourself to.

That's why we've created - with our tongues firmly in our cheeks - a handy penis size guide to help you measure your member once and for all.

Note: it only works to scale when on a desktop.

penis size guide

But, despite what the size of the boat school-of-thought would have us believe, bigger isn't necessarily better.

The Authentic Women's Penis Size Preference Chart rates the length:girth ratio of the male member from "ideal" to "not satisfying".

penis size

According to the chart, the ideal penis size is between 7.25-8.25inches in length and 6.25-6.5inches in circumference. Quite specific, but hey - us gals have needs.

Anything less than 5inches in length is deemed "not satisfying". The same can be said for penises with circumferences under 4.5inches or more than 7.5inches.