You'd think with the rise of Ukip that immigrant-fearing Brits would be heading into Christmas and New Year with a renewed sense of optimism.
Apparently not in Hedge End though where they've taken to pleading with Santa.
*STARES* *blinks* *rubs eyes* *stares again* what? How? Why? *wobbles head* pic.twitter.com/QUtj24nXeO— bah de la touche (@john_neptune) December 23, 2014
A house in the Hampshire town has been spotted sporting this rather desperate - and rather vague - cry for help.
Ironically, the 'urgent message' is plastered over a Union Jack that has been placed upside down.
Stop telling me the flag is upside down, it's not my house. Although I might go and tell him at lunchtime.— bah de la touche (@john_neptune) December 23, 2014
And then there's the fact that Santa is effectively a foreigner doing a job at the expense of hard-working parents across the country.