#MyUkipManifesto Takes A Stab At Solving Ukip's Policy Crisis

Gay marriage vows to include the phrase ''as long as we're not all in people's faces about it'' #MyUkipManifesto

— Katie Hart (@KatieHart010) January 20, 2015

United Kingdom to be renamed Greater South East England. #MyUkipManifesto

— Peter Smith (@Redpeter99) January 20, 2015

#MyUkipManifesto invent self cleaning fridges to give us girls more time to focus on new compulsary, non-ostentatious page 3 careers.

— Cllr Sarah Dodds (@CllrSarah) January 20, 2015

#MyUkipManifesto In spring put the clocks back to 1930 and leave them there.

— I H8 Southern Fail (@nokhbi) January 20, 2015

Ban all orange & coffee coloured Revels. #MyUkipManifesto

— Zorro P Freely (@banalyst) January 20, 2015

Price cut for mustard coloured corduroy trousers and tweed jackets paid for by a tax on Reggae Reggae Sauce. #MyUKipManifesto

— Peter Smith (@Redpeter99) January 20, 2015

#MyUkipManifesto

We will send foreigners back to where they came from.

These two Tibetans will be on the first boat pic.twitter.com/2GeqZgZmcI

— Politicus Comedicus (@ubrianis) January 20, 2015

Birmingham to be opened up to non-Muslims again #MyUkipManifesto

— Chris Coulson (@chrisccoulson) January 20, 2015

Wind turbines allowed only on north coast of France, turned inward to blow back the immigrants #MyUKIPManifesto

— Space Prawn (@astrotomato) January 20, 2015

All funds for cancer research will be transfered to finding a cure for homosexuality #myukipmanifesto

— GeraldRouse (@geraldrouse1) January 20, 2015

Insist on driving on the correct side of the road (the left) when on holiday abroad #MyUkipManifesto

— Simon Wookey (@Simon_in_London) January 20, 2015

#MyUKIPManifesto Make Scout and Guide uniforms all black and teach them new, straight-armed salute.

— MartynWaites (@MartynWaites) January 20, 2015

The 1979 Tory manifesto #MyUkipManifesto

— Katie Hart (@KatieHart010) January 20, 2015